MatchaMasa's definitions

Shoobvert

An introvert who is usually the biggest pervert in social circles or gatherings.

Player 1: "Who's the biggest pervert here?"
Player 2: "I am the Shoobvert you're looking for"
Player 1: "... send memes"

by MatchaMasa September 25, 2020

Borritating

A person or situation that is both incredibly boring and irritating.

Husband: You’re so cute
Wife: Why do you say that so much?
Husband: You just are!
Wife: It’s so borritating.

by MatchaMasa January 2, 2019