Definitions by MatchMaker. Your ass + My Boot

cryptic wisdom

The rawest underground rapper you'll be able to find on youtube. A short stout motherfucker. Fuckin awesome. If you don't know him. Go kill yourself.

"Hey, you hear that new Cryptic Wisdom song?"
"Who's that?"
Hand twitches
"Run. Run very fuckin fast."

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YMCMB
Y=Yay
M=My
C=Career
M=Might
B=Bail

"YMCMB!"
"I'm sorry to hear that Wayne. But don't bitch about it here."

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