MatT's definitions

omlette

to bust a load in a girls ear and then to fold the ear over in an omlette like fashion!!

After we were done humping, she said she was hungry so i mabe that bitch an omlette

by Matt November 12, 2003

HOCO

the abbreviation for Howard County, Maryland, as posed by the residents themselves. A much better place then MOCO, Montgomery County Maryland

Guy1 - WOW...HOCO is cool
Guy2 - yeah, and MOCO sucks

by matt November 12, 2003

Stamp Bag

A bag of herion in powder form.

My dealer hooked me down, I got this stamp bag for only $10. Sweet deal.

by Matt November 12, 2003

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

shaking your lettuce

when a girl has a piss in public

look at that sick bitch shaking her lettuce in the middle of the road.

by matt November 13, 2003

shcockass

see cockass - colloquial version

you're a shcockass!

by matt November 13, 2003

your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

by matt November 13, 2003