MatT's definitions

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

teng

the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.

Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.

by Matt December 9, 2004

KEY KEY

KEY KEY also had a hard time finding the shitbox.

Key Key would not know what to do in time squawre. Rearrrah

by Matt December 27, 2003

Chinless Wonder

A person of high social class with no chin.

That billionaire is a CHINLESS WONDER.

by Matt April 12, 2004

shibbity shibbity shwa

Some bad-ass shit to say to someone before you pop a cap in ihs ass.

I'm gonna kill dat sumbitch. Shibbity shibbity shwa!

by matt February 21, 2004

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004

Peacekeeping

N, Adj. The keeping of peace in a certain area; ie. pre-existing peace.

The United Nations Peacekeeping forces kept the peace within Canada, a country not within any conflict.

by matt July 3, 2004