6 definitions by Mat Findlay

Malignorant

Being purposely stupid or obtuse with the express purpose of pissing someone off.

Don't be malignorant, you know I'm allergic to cats, but you put one in my coffee anyway.

by Mat Findlay February 18, 2009

Idiot Paradox

A theory that states that the more stupid a person is, the more intelligent they are likely to think they are. This is caused by their incredibly narrow perspective of the world making them think that they know a hell of a lot. For someone to understand that they are stupid requires a certain kind of enlightenment - that they know relatively little - that is unavailable to stupid people.

Therefore, it is impossible for a truly stupid person to be able to admit that they are stupid.

Did you read that book he just wrote? It's too bad the Idiot Paradox won't allow him to realize that it'd be better suited as a toilet paper dispenser.

by Mat Findlay May 26, 2009

webhugger

Members of the web development community that go on about standards, usability, and accessibility. Used in the same manner as treehugger.

"If it was up to that webhugger we'd all have websites that degrade gracefully into a triple rumped hooker when run through a screen reader."

by Mat Findlay May 12, 2008

Webhugger

Members of the web development community that go on about standards, usability, and accessibility. Used in the same manner as treehugger.

"If it was up to that webhugger we'd all have websites that degrade gracefully into a triple rumped hooker when run through a screen reader."

by Mat Findlay May 11, 2008

Webhugger

Members of the web development community that go on about standards, usability, and accessibility. Used in the same manner as treehugger.

"If it was up to that webhugger we'd all have websites that degrade gracefully into a triple rumped hooker when run through a screen reader."

by Mat Findlay May 10, 2008

webhugger

Members of the web development community that go on about standards, usability, and accessibility. Used in the same manner as treehugger.

"If it was up to that webhugger we'd all have websites that degrade gracefully into a triple rumped hooker when run through a screen reader."

by Mat Findlay May 9, 2008