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Crack Kweef

A form of fart that makes no noise when released but consequentially smells horrendous and fatal. Often performed by individuals lacking courage or pride. Also known as the 'Silent Killer' or 'Silent Bomb'
Dude, you fucking crack kweefed?
crack kweef? who you kiddin
by master unity mind April 8, 2008
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Peaceful Temple

(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the toilet bowl that you let out an hour ago to only come back running to your sexually desirefully waiting opponent and mash it hardcore in his/her face.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.
Stacy: Hey Jane, you won't believe what happened yesterday between Wil and I.
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!
by master unity mind April 8, 2008
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YoshidAss

(n.)
Usually used to describe people with extra talent or high IQ.
Originated in Japan after the genius Mule Yoshida
duuude, don't act like yur yoshidass cuz u not
by master unity mind April 11, 2008
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Crowd Rhino

(N.) Used to define men who shove their dicks against people around him. Happens most of the time in crowded places, such as a morning public train.
Mr. Coppz is a Crowd Rhino.
Word.
by master unity mind April 8, 2008
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Tokyo

1) Awesomity

2) A word to express extreme grattitude and or respect

3) A form of hydro pot only available in Japan, which of course is unbelievably expensive but genetically modified to the max and thus, will give you the longest and craziest high of your life.

4) Once was called Kyoto

5) Capital of the Country of the Rising Sun
1) that is fucking Tokyo

2) Oh My Tokyo!

3) 200 bucks for an eight of Tokyo

4) Fuck Tokyo

5) I abide my soul in Tokyo
by Master Unity Mind May 2, 2008
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NiyoRah

A safely said 'legendary reggae artist' raised in the slums of Jamaica. Most of his songs are profound and often about the world's struggle, politics, the poor, nature, and the mind's unity and power. He began performing reggae songs after Bob Marley and other reggae artist's influence.
His name is deliberately spelled 'NiyoRah'. Derived from his name Niyo and Rah, the Rastafarian perpeturator.
dude, niyorah rocks.
he one
by master unity mind April 8, 2008
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Jwag

Rip-off shwag weed sold by Jews. usually contaminated with bacteria, pesticides, and dirt and the like
by master unity mind August 4, 2010
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