Master John the Chief's definitions

fauxtard

- A person who thinks they are retarded but really has an IQ above 60.
- A person who attends special ed. classes but should be in normal classes.
- Someone who talks in a voice that sounds mentally retarded. Also someone with a lisp.

Man, you're a fuckin' fauxtard. Just crap in the toilet already!

by Master John the Chief January 12, 2008

guttenfelder

A large primitive monkey indian found in the Mid-west region of the U.S. They often have very large fingers. These fingers are used for all types of activities.

I just saw a guttenfelder cross that field.

by Master John the Chief January 12, 2008

guttenfelding

When a person sticks his long fingers into caves.

Hey what are you doing with the chick?!

I'm guttenfelding, duh!

by Master John the Chief January 12, 2008