guttenfelding

When a person sticks his long fingers into caves.
Hey what are you doing with the chick?!

I'm guttenfelding, duh!
by Master John the Chief January 03, 2008
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fauxtard

- A person who thinks they are retarded but really has an IQ above 60.
- A person who attends special ed. classes but should be in normal classes.
- Someone who talks in a voice that sounds mentally retarded. Also someone with a lisp.
Man, you're a fuckin' fauxtard. Just crap in the toilet already!
by Master John the Chief January 03, 2008
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guttenfelder

A large primitive monkey indian found in the Mid-west region of the U.S. They often have very large fingers. These fingers are used for all types of activities.
I just saw a guttenfelder cross that field.
by Master John the Chief January 03, 2008
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