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assqueef

The expulsion of air from a rectum after anal sex.
An assqueef occurs when an object, usually a penis, creates a vacuum of air inside the rectum, and continues building up pressure, until audible release is inevitable. Note that an assqueef is not a fart.
Jerome coughed loudly to drown out his assqueef as sam pulled out.
by Master Funao July 4, 2006
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