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Bruce Factor

A measure of damage, luck and misfortune. The Bruce Factor may arrive at a party as soon as the first glass is broken where apon the rest of the evening will be a veritable chaos of broken mirrors, bad luck, stray corks, stolen lighters, badly pulled bongs resulting in a strange, guttoral choke and general pandemonium. The Bruce Factor will leave approximately one hour after you have evicted your Bruce (a drunken mess) to the great wide world...
"My god we have a lot of broken glasses!"
"Yes. I blame the Bruce Factor."
by Master Chief June 20, 2003
mugGet the Bruce Factormug.

Balla

One who has skills.
Many Skills. Not neccessarily at basketball, but rather any activity that uses balls (not the persons)
It requires much skill to achieve "balla" status
: "Damn, that nigga is a balla!"
by Master Chief June 9, 2003
mugGet the Ballamug.

Bruce Factor

The reason a drunk person may decide to climb onto a parked car, fall off, knock himself unconcious and be taken to a local hospital by Ambulance. He will also have his shoes confiscated by the Police and miss the rest of his best mates Stag night.
by Master Chief August 12, 2003
mugGet the Bruce Factormug.

Boli

The plural for "bollocks" (which, in turn, is the plural for bollock).

To be boli, a thing must be absolute and total bollocks. Immeasurable in it's bollock-ness.
Dave's drinking sheet was absolute boli!
by Master Chief August 12, 2003
mugGet the Bolimug.

Halo

One of the best FPS games EVER. To all that say's it sucks, don't be sad your mom won't buy it for you and you're stuck with Mario.
Too bad I can't get Halo, so let me make fun of it on urbandictionary.com
by Master Chief October 28, 2003
mugGet the Halomug.

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