Definitions by Mason Jar

garbage dumpster guard 

A person who gets paid to do nothing but stand and watch over the dumpsters to make sure they stay safe throughout the day.

I was going to take my trash off today, but it was 8 PM and the Jeff Davis County Garbage Dumpster Guards had already locked the gates. Maybe next time.

garbage dumpster guard by Mason Jar February 16, 2017

17eleven 

17eleven is a term used to discribe a hot girl when you are not sure if she is of legal age. 17 years and eleven months.

Oh girl 17eleven bruh. You can't even get at her for another month you Chester.

The only time you wait a month before you sleep with a girl is when she 17eleven.

17eleven by Mason jar May 25, 2016