shoot myself in the face

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003

left eye tick

something insanely undesireable to the eye

Considering I am a neat freak, your pile of trash on the floor really gives me the left eye tick.

by Mary Queen of Scots June 27, 2003

scissor sisters

Pre Op transsexuals, A man about to have his genitals removed.

Oh Tom wasn't content just being a fag, now he's going to be one of the scissor sisters.

by Mary queen of scots May 20, 2006