Definitions by Mary Queen of Scots

scissor sisters

Pre Op transsexuals, A man about to have his genitals removed.

Oh Tom wasn't content just being a fag, now he's going to be one of the scissor sisters.

scissor sisters by Mary queen of scots May 26, 2006

left eye tick 

something insanely undesireable to the eye

Considering I am a neat freak, your pile of trash on the floor really gives me the left eye tick.

left eye tick by Mary Queen of Scots June 26, 2003

shoot myself in the face 

a sign of disgruntlement over an event

I just broke and fell out of my desk in front of the whole class! I wanna shoot myself in the face!

shoot myself in the face by Mary Queen of Scots April 23, 2003