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Boi: Hey bb what dat mouf do
Grill: lmsydtyjaomf and ill show you
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GIMP

GIMP (short for GNU Image Manipulation Program) is a powerful free photo-editing software that is available on Windows, Mac, and Linux.
Me: I GIMPed Kim Jong Un's face onto a potato
Friend: Nice
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 16, 2020
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Mr. Sub

Mr. Sub is a Canadian sub shop franchise. Its main competitor is Subway (and vice versa in Canada).

Many Canadians view subway as better, while others believe the exact opposite, but in the end it's mostly personal preference. Nowadays I find myself preferring Mr. Sub over Subway, but I think it's because I've eaten at subway far too many times. You can't go wrong with either, and to be honest Mr. Sub does offer far more variety than Subway.
John was getting tired of that same old subway taste, so he decided to order from Mr. Sub instead and did not regret it one bit. He now prefers Mr. Sub over subway.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 18, 2021
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Taboola

A malignant cancer to all of mankind. Something that should perish from the face of the Earth. So far the only remedy for taboola are adblockers.
Guy 1: Hey bad news, I got Taboola
Guy 2: That's fucking sucks man, don't you have adblocker?
Guy 1: Nah I'm on mobile
Guy 2: Oof
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 28, 2024
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Dog eat dog

"Dog eat dog" is analogous to the idiom "every man for himself", which implies a situation in which fierce deadly competition is necessary for your survival.

Some of these recent definitions seem to be offended at this saying due to their ignorance of the origin behind this 500 year old idiom. Some people do not seem to realize that this idiom is NOT meant to be taken literally. So, why is it called "dog eat dog" you may ask? Well, the idiom is actually a play on the much older latin idiom "dog does NOT eat dog" (canis caninam non est), which originated as early as 43 BC and first spoken by Roman scholar Marcus Tarentius Varro.

"Dog does not eat dog" is a proverbial saying indicating that even animals are better than humans in that they don’t prey on their own kind. The phrase entered into English discourse in 1543. Eventually, the phrase got flipped and applied to humans and henceforth "dog eat dog" was born. Both idioms generally imply the same thing (that humans are capable of being merciless).

So to summarize, the idiom "dog-eat-dog" is derived from its parent idiom "dog-does-not-eat-dog". The latter idiom makes sense in and of itself, while the former idiom ONLY makes sense in relation to its latter.
Me: It's a dog eat dog world out there.

Some kid: No it's not. It never was a dog eat dog world. Humans eat humans, but dogs don't eat dogs.

Me: My guy, you are so heavily misinformed. Dog eat dog isn't referring to dogs, it's referring to humans.

Some kid: So why don't they just name it "human eat human" instead?

Me: Because context my guy, it's all about context. You see... "dog eat dog" actually belongs to the much older idiom "dog does not eat dog", indicating that dogs never prey on their own kind. It took around 700 years for this idiom to become flipped and applied to humans.

Me: Also since you took it literally, I'll have you know that from an evolutionary standpoint, dogs will eat other dogs if this is what ensures their survival.
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Deep Note

That awesome mind-blowing noise you hear in every movie theatre before the movie starts. It's the iconic sound where it starts off quiet but then crescendos into this epic sound comprised of 30 synths simultaneously playing the same note at a huge octave range. It is often accompanied by epic high-quality stunning visuals. When you hear that, you know you're in for a treat of the best cinematic experience ever!
Guy: I think I've just found the most pleasing sound in the entire world

Girl: What is it?

Guy: *plays THX Deep Note*

Girl: *immediately gets wet AF*
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Ok Google

An iconic command you say that triggers Google Assistant on your Android phone, tablet, or Google Home speaker. Saying "Ok Google" has been a thing on Android phones ever since 2013 back when it was known as Google Now. The trigger phrase has now expanded to include "Hey Google".
Friend 1: *rings doorbell*
Friend 2: Heyy come in! So what brings you h—
Friend 1: OK GOOGLE READ MY TEXTS
Friend 2: ....
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