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Sex that feels so incredibly good that you start to tear up from the overwhelming pleasure during the edge of climaxing.

The term doesn't necessarily have to apply to sex. Could be anything that gets you off or that pleasures the senses.
Man, that cheeseburger from the gourmet restaurant was so fucking good that I started to crymax after savoring just one bite.

Jenna pandered his boyfriend's foot fetish by letting him worship her feet. Minutes later he crymaxed so hard from the overwhelming sense of euphoria.
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What you say in response when someone interrupts your quality morbin' time
Mom: *turns off TV*
Me: Hey I'm morbin' here!
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A yucky kind of food. Basically Jello but made from meat stock/broth and contains questionable meat products (e.g. offal), seafood or eggs inside.
Mom: Who wants aspic tonight!!!
Kids: Ewwwwwww ๐Ÿคข๐Ÿคฎ
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An acronym for Daddy's Lovin' Care, which is a play on the term TLC (Tender Lovin' Care). Used when Daddy has been giving you some loving care, if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ˜บ
Guy 1: Did you get some of that DLC?

Guy 2: For which game?
Guy 1: No I mean Daddy's Lovin' Care
Guy 2: Ohhhh, then ye ๐Ÿ˜
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The act of cringing at somebody who is deliberately aware of what makes you and most people cringe. They themselves may even cringe at it. Yet, that certain somebody continues to write an entire essay about it.
Journalist: Now before you start to cringe at the mere word 'tik tok', we did a meta-analysis of all tik toks published after covid-19 and found that a large portion of tik toks are actually more educational than the standard high school curriculum.

Me: Ugh, meta-cringe.
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A term equally used by men and women to describe an experience so overwhelmingly pleasurable and orgasmic that it surpasses the pleasure of having sex.

Though the term is commonly in reference to a non-sexual experience, it can also imply something of a sexual origin (just not coitus itself).
If someone finds fellatio more pleasurable than coitus, one could say that it was better than sex.
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