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among us in real life
"So I was on the bus yesterday and this random lady kept interrogating me, telling me that I was 'sus'. She said that I was the imposter and how I've been faking all my tasks. I called the bus driver and fucking got off the bus immediately. Crazy SOB."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
"Dang, sounds like among us in real life."
among us in real life by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
Among Us syndrome
A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's u—
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
Among Us syndrome by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
Tryhard
When someone plays a game purely for winning and not for enjoyment. Don't get the wrong idea though as tryhards develop enjoyment from winning, but toxic competitive feelings ensues whenever they lose. Eventually the main motive will shift to purely winning, and they will less enjoy the game. This is coming from a tryhard.
You aren't the same when you go full-on tryhard versus when you play the game for casual entertainment.
Tryhard by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
body pillow
Ok I know body pillows often get stereotyped for appealing to sad lonely hearts but let's be honest, they are comfy as hecc and it improves your sleeping quality. You don't have to be lonely, heartbroken, or have some sort of kinky desire, any person could find body pillows beneficial.
Friend 1: What's in that huge box?
Friend 2: Oh that? It's a new body pillow that I bought.
Friend 1: Dang, you lonely?
Friend 2: What nah bruv, I just wanted to try it out. I mean, who doesn't love hugging soft squishy things while sleeping?
Friend 2: Oh that? It's a new body pillow that I bought.
Friend 1: Dang, you lonely?
Friend 2: What nah bruv, I just wanted to try it out. I mean, who doesn't love hugging soft squishy things while sleeping?
body pillow by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 18, 2021
In the realm of Twitch streaming, LG is short for "last game", which is often used by streamers to indicate (to viewers or other streamers) that this will be their last game before they hop off or stream something else.
Streamer 1: great round boyos, gg
Streamer 2: ye
Streamer 3: Aight this is gonna be my LG
Streamer 1: Alright kewl
Streamer 2: ye
Streamer 3: Aight this is gonna be my LG
Streamer 1: Alright kewl
LG by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 16, 2021
Github
A programmer-oriented software distribution website. It's a great way for programmers to release, maintain and co-develop their open-source software in a methodical way. However, the layperson who has no experience in software development will find the website rather difficult to navigate, often making their heads spin while they sift through the files and source code trying to find a download button for the program.
It is advised for developers to release and maintain the software on a more user-friendly website like sourceforge or fosshub, instead of linking people directly to the software repository.
It is advised for developers to release and maintain the software on a more user-friendly website like sourceforge or fosshub, instead of linking people directly to the software repository.
Downloading through github: PANIK
Downloading through sourceforge, fosshub or literally any other file sharing website (e.g. Gdrive): KALM
Downloading through sourceforge, fosshub or literally any other file sharing website (e.g. Gdrive): KALM
Github by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 16, 2021
What are your pronouns?
The new fashionable way of asking for somebody's gender. Not only is it great for trans and genderfluid people, but it's also much more non-offensive than simply straight up asking if they're a guy or a girl. You will have a much higher probability of knowing the other person's gender (typically an internet stranger) if you ask it this way.
WRONG
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.
CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!
Stranger 1: Guy or girl?
Stranger 2: I prefer not to say.
CORRECT
Stranger 1: What are your pronouns?
Stranger 2: She/they!
What are your pronouns? by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 15, 2021