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This is the ultimate form of "ok" (in the disdainful sense), where the letter "k" doesn't even suffice how much you don't give two damns. "|" is simply the letter K but without the two strokes (chevron?) on the right.

Used only when 'k' doesn't help cut it.

Example:

Some random e-girl on kik: Hey handsome, wanna see videos of me while I play with myself?
Me: No
E-girl: But it's only $60, and if you could reeeeally spoil me some more, I'll even throw in some close up pics😘😜😋
Me: |

Expanding brain meme example:

Okay - No brain activity
Ok - Mild brain activity
K - Huge brain activity
| - Brain literally transcends into a higher level of consciousness

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 31, 2020

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025

Unpopular Opinion

Basically every definition on Urban Dictionary that never got approved.

The fact that this is an unpopular opinion means that you'll probably never have the chance to read this.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 13, 2020

manchild

Due to the general acceptance of 'manchild' as an unwanted negative stigma, let me offer an alternative take to the definition. A manchild is not necessarily bad, in fact it can be a good trait. A manchild could come to mean that the person retains childish aspects that are beneficial. For example, the childish aspect of being playful and finding playfulness in everyday sober life is beneficial to one's mental health. It could also imply the male individual retaining the "cute" and "bubbly" aspects from childhood that are often lost in adulthood (because of society's expectations for men to be rational and to hide their emotions). Furthermore, a manchild may still crush on a women and have infatuated feelings for them, and that's perfectly okay.

So in conclusion: manchild..... not a bad thing per se.

Me: Omg, my co-worker is soooo beautiful!! I think I have a crush on her. Like I'm legit obsessed.
Somebody: Are you a manchild? Just ask her out, maybe you'll get to fuck her some day.....
Me: If manchild implies being able to crush on someone, then yes I am. Sigh... why do you always assume that the end goal for everything is sex? Maybe I just like the ephemeral feeling of being infatuated, nothing wrong with that. It's like enjoying the journey more than the destination, you know what I mean?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 19, 2021

Wonderbread

1) The most boring brand of bread ever. They are so commonplace that even dollar stores sell them.
2) Something that you fail to notice in a public setting, simply because it is too commonplace.
3) An option that is always available but you always avoid because there is always something better.

1) I always consider the store's freshly baked bread first. If there's no bakery, then I'll settle with Dempster's I guess. But I'll never in my life buy wonderbread, mostly cus I never paid attention to it in the first place.
2) The mainstream music playing from the store's speakers is like wonderbread.
3) When shopping for 2L sodas, you're always going to consider the main brands first. The other no-name brands are just wonderbreads.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 29, 2022

I know, I know

A sentence or phrase used by someone (usually a kid) who becomes utterly annoyed hearing the same thing over and over again and being told what to do (usually from their teacher or parents).

Mom: You need to do your homework young man and you need to get it done now.
Son: I know, I know! What's what I'm trying to do, give me a break would ya?
Mom: I can't tell. Do it now

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian January 27, 2020

Dinosaur Chicken Nugget

When you meet a guy whose small scrawny appearance makes you think their pp is small, but in reality they possess a gargantua, thus prompting the fitting name 'dinosaur chicken nugget'.

Person 1: Yo I just saw this small scrawny looking dude at the gym locker room, and when he stripped naked I was shocked that his dick was actually a dinosaur chicken nugget!
person 2: Wtf, why would you be looking at a naked dude in the first place?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 10, 2021