Definitions by Mary Casbah

Blart 

The forcing of air through scrotal pockets, resulting in a bubbly, flapping, farting sound. Aka a ball queef.

This dude kept blarting every time he did standing bow pose.

Blart by Mary Casbah July 10, 2022

furtains 

the hairy area at the top of the thigh/groin area framing the freshly shaved pubic hair of a man.

I giggled at the sight of my man's furtains as they hung in drenched wringlets in the shower.

He takes the time to shave his pubic area, but he's hesitant to shave any air on his leg. Thus, he has a really hairy upper thigh and groin and when it gets wet, it hangs like curtains on either side of his penis.

furtains by Mary Casbah July 18, 2012