2 definition by Marty markbride

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a rather large black penis, around the size of a charter remote: typically veiny, hard to look at but you can't look away.

Rocky: *sends peen pic*
Madigan: "ahhh shiiiii that mugg looks like a charter remote"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019

a saying for almost any occasion: silly response

-when you see a tweaker

-when you see 12 (fuck 12)

example 1:
Landon: " I just got suspended for smoking weed in the bathroom"
Madigan: "Lock your doors"

example 2:
Roleigh: "there's a tweaker crossing 141"
Madigan: "Lock you doors"

by Marty markbride May 20, 2019