Definitions by Martini Muff

Starfish 

When a girl, or guy, is too lazy to participate in sex, so they just lay there, spread out.

Yeah, we fucked last night, but she was a starfish.

Starfish by Martini Muff July 16, 2016

Tequila Taco 

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

Tequila Taco by Martini Muff June 8, 2016

Martini Muff 

The female version of a whiskey dick. When she's so drunk the only option is only dry.

"Man, that lady had serious Martini Muff."

Martini Muff by Martini Muff October 10, 2015