Martin Thomas's definitions

cheeseophile

Someone who engages in sexual activity with dairy products, in particular cheese.

"You sir, are a cheeseophile"

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

bellcheese

A common insult for someone, implying the victim(s) have fungal irregularities on their nether regions.

Steely, you are a bellcheese!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

fuckbeans

A word usually used as an expression of frustration or anger.

Guy 1: Dude, did you bring in your homework?

Guy 2: Fuckbeans!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

bumhugger

Someone who is a homosexual.

"Get away, queer. You're a bumhugger."

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

fookin

The result of someone with a Mancunian accent trying to say the word 'fucking'

"Oi, ya fookin' bastard ya!

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

framp

To flatulate.

Have you framped?

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

jobber

An insult for someone who is "less great" than everyone else.

Steely, your opinion doesn't matter because you are a jobber

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003