Apple Girl

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Apple. She loved apples. That's it.

Banana: Apple Girl stole all my apples!
Peach: Yeah, she robbed the grocery store for apples yesterday. There isn't any proof she did it, but cmon, who else would?

by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 24, 2020

Larry Bufensmurk

My pet snail

Little sister: How's Larry Bufensmurk?
Me: He's dead

by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 22, 2020