Larry Bufensmurk

My pet snail

Little sister: How's Larry Bufensmurk?
Me: He's dead

by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 23, 2020

Apple Girl

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Apple. She loved apples. That's it.

Banana: Apple Girl stole all my apples!
Peach: Yeah, she robbed the grocery store for apples yesterday. There isn't any proof she did it, but cmon, who else would?

by Marshmellow Da Lamacorn May 24, 2020