Marki G's definitions

The Mustard

A name given to a homie when they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.

"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

carpet lake

The result of a toilet overflowing onto somebody's carpet. Happens when you take a large dump and the toilet clogs up, and the water starts to pour out of the bowl. It flows into the hallway and creates a horrifying stench that lingers for days on end.

"When I was at Steve's I took a huge crap and made a carpet lake. It was hilarious."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

shark sandwich

Something bad; awful; disappointing.

Coming from This Is Spinal Tap, when the band's CD "Shark Sandwich" is referred to in one review only as "Shit Sandwich".

"That movie sucked big time. It was a Shark Sandwich."

by Marki G June 3, 2005

run-and-hug

Occurs mostly with teenage girls who haven't seen eachother in about four days or more. They see eachother, and immediately approach eachother quickly yelling some sort of phrase that exhibits frantic glee, such as "Oh my God!". Te run and hug eachother, embracing sometimes as long as enough time to have an entire conversation.

"I saw to girls pull a run-and-hug at the mall today. They were both wearing the same school uniform, so I guess one of them missed class or something."

by Marki G July 21, 2005