Definitions by Mark Timmothy

French Tom 

When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.

Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.

French Tom by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009

Abe Lincoln 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and then tossing a hand full of your own pubis hairs onto her face.

I shaved my pubes last night and decided to give Alecia an Abe Lincoln

Abe Lincoln by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009