Mark Lusher's definitions

Binjury

A Binjury is a beer, or beer-related, injury

An example would be blistered elbows from drinking beer seated at wooden tables, such as are found at the Oktoberfest, Munich - as in "I have sustained a binjury which has manifested as blistered elbows" (see belbows)

by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007

belbow

Beer elbow or beer related injury (see binjury)

A belbow is a blistered or sore elbow(s) BeerELBOW from excessive leaning on the bar!

by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007

drinkist

A professional, well mannered drinker. Not to be confused with a drunk or a pisspot.

A drinkist is the ever-present, friendly, well mannered and sociable drinker. They have a great capacity for alcohol and NEVER appear drunk or cause offence. A true pro!

by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007

belbows

Blistered (or beer) elbows which have been cause by beer drinking.

Leaning on the bar or table for a prolonged drinking session may result in a single belbow or the ultimate "twin belbows" - the true mark of the professional drinkist (see drinkist)

by Mark Lusher December 2, 2007