Definitions by Mark Louis Webb
twizzledick
word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??
Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011
Nigger Joe
Chad: You think we can stop at the gas station? I'm thirsty.
Melissa: Sure thing.
Chad: OMG! It's a Nigger Joe!
Melissa: That's a homeless man, Chad.
Chad: Nope. A Nigger Joe.
Melissa: Sure thing.
Chad: OMG! It's a Nigger Joe!
Melissa: That's a homeless man, Chad.
Chad: Nope. A Nigger Joe.
Nigger Joe by Mark Louis Webb August 13, 2010
hoochiedink
A catchall phrase used in the presense of easily offended persons to describe someone without using an expletive, or a word to describe someone whose name you don't want to mention. Usually used to describe persons of color.
Priest: Bless you my son.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.
JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.
Brian: I watched the news last night and hoochiedink was talking about reforms again.
Priest:??
Brian: Obama.
Priest: Oh. Hmmmmm.
JimJim: I have to work with hoochiedink again.
Donnie: That's a shame. He doesn't do anything.
JimJim: Lucky me.
hoochiedink by Mark Louis webb August 13, 2010