Definitions by Mark Lawson

monogram 

v: to place one's initials on the body (usually chest) of a girl using her own menstrual fluid. Typically done when the girl does not notify the man that she is on her period.

n: the act of or displaying of such an action

I was fingering Shirley last night and she didn't tell me she was riding the rag. So, I had to monogram her.

monogram by Mark Lawson July 30, 2008

knicker beef 

The bulbous meat that lies between the legs of a lady.

Let me taste ya knicker beef.

knicker beef by Mark Lawson May 27, 2006