To Bertwhistle someon; is to remove clothing from around your rear end and it expose it to the nearest person. Normally an innoccent and unsuspecting women, is the target of a Bertwhistle
Badger shouts "Get your Bertwhistle out" Fodder reply's by dropping his kegs and revealing his booty
by Mark 'Bertwhislte' Smith October 04, 2004
This orginated from the Newlands Park Kavos Tour 04, in which Mark 'Bertwhistle' Smith, would pull some hideous looking creatures!
He was told he seems to get with rather over weight and strange looking women, normally refered to as whales! Icepole then spoke of Whales feast on to keep healthy (he knows lots of random rubbish)a food chain called FODDER! Hense Mark 'Bertwhistle' Smith is refered to as the fodder hunter, is search of emense Whales, that would gladdly take a bite of him!
Fodder: overweight women, with not much going for them!
He was told he seems to get with rather over weight and strange looking women, normally refered to as whales! Icepole then spoke of Whales feast on to keep healthy (he knows lots of random rubbish)a food chain called FODDER! Hense Mark 'Bertwhistle' Smith is refered to as the fodder hunter, is search of emense Whales, that would gladdly take a bite of him!
Fodder: overweight women, with not much going for them!
Oi Bertwhistle check out that FODDER over there. Can you smell the FODDER (sniff sniff), get your harpoon gun out, thats gonna take some bringing down!
by Mark 'Bertwhislte' Smith October 04, 2004