Definitions by Marjorie Osborne

imminent 

A word used by rich people to keep their minions hanging on for promises made which are never going to fucking happen.

Mr Osborne
Thank you for your hard work over the last 3 years.
Your pay rise is imminent

imminent by Marjorie Osborne August 2, 2022

head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

head coach by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019