tittybang

when a penile is masturbated between two titties in an act of simulating intercourse, hence the "-bang."

"I'd tittybang her until her implants burst."

by Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido November 30, 2007

segz

when sexual intercourse is terrible and/or laughable. For example, sex in which one or both persons involved wears socks, queafs, is a one minute man, or listens to Jerry Vale.

"Dammit girl I thought we'd get knock da boots fo real but we just had segz."

by Marjorie Flores from Ishcombobbido February 28, 2008