3 definitions by Marilyn Beale
The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."
A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.
Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"
by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009
A word that can be exclaimed when you are having or after having a moment of cuddling or nuzzling with a significant other.
Also good for explaining what you did the night before or congratulating two people on their PDA.
Originations stem from the word mazeltov, the Jewish exclamation of excitement or congratulations.
Sometimes used to brush past a friend who is requesting a detailed description of "what did you guys do last night?"
Also good for explaining what you did the night before or congratulating two people on their PDA.
Originations stem from the word mazeltov, the Jewish exclamation of excitement or congratulations.
Sometimes used to brush past a friend who is requesting a detailed description of "what did you guys do last night?"
Jon: "Hey Ben, what were you and Alicia up to last night, wink wink."
Ben: "haha... Nuzzletoff!"
Jon: "Niiice."
or
*Becky and Mark hug for a long time*
James (in passing) "Nuzzletoff!!"
Ben: "haha... Nuzzletoff!"
Jon: "Niiice."
or
*Becky and Mark hug for a long time*
James (in passing) "Nuzzletoff!!"
by Marilyn Beale October 8, 2009
The metaphorical reasoning for why it seems like every weirdo out there has no trouble finding their 'mate' and the reason why normal people have to wait longer to find someone.
The world is like a drawer full of socks. None of the socks are matched up with their match. Now, their are dozens of normal looking regular white socks in the drawer; however, it is hard to pick up one white sock and quickly find its perfect match. However, if there are two bright orange socks in the drawer too, it is really easy to match them up. Weirdos can find each other because they are like the orange socks. Normal people who can't find a mate shouldn't feel bad, they are simply a white sock.
The world is like a drawer full of socks. None of the socks are matched up with their match. Now, their are dozens of normal looking regular white socks in the drawer; however, it is hard to pick up one white sock and quickly find its perfect match. However, if there are two bright orange socks in the drawer too, it is really easy to match them up. Weirdos can find each other because they are like the orange socks. Normal people who can't find a mate shouldn't feel bad, they are simply a white sock.
Mark: "God! Raymond and Jenny are getting married. They are like the weirdest people in the entire world! How can they find each other, but I can't find anyone!?!?"
Sam: "It's because they are orange socks, dude!"
Mark: "Oh yeah... thanks man. It's cool because I'm a white sock."
Sam: "It's because they are orange socks, dude!"
Mark: "Oh yeah... thanks man. It's cool because I'm a white sock."
by Marilyn Beale June 21, 2009