Definitions by Marianne Vermouth

Notsex 

An act of intercourse that does not involve penetration, but which is held up to symbolise a healthy sex life by delusional homosexuals.

Bob and Tom had never actually had sex, but they regularly participated in Notsex, failing each time to convince friends and family that they were Notvirgins.

Notsex by Marianne Vermouth December 15, 2008

Cleep 

Extension of fisting; tugging of the internal organs through the anus in order to stimulate, or execute.

Look what you did. You cleeped your mother and now she is DEAD.

Cleep by Marianne Vermouth December 15, 2008