Marcus Reed's definitions

rap is crap

A phrase said by all rap haters, and why? because they have not heard true rap. It's as simple as that. Look at what others say. An oxymoron. Saying good music is bad. Listen to people like Tupac and Biggy. Big Daddy Kane. Public Enemy. KRS-One. Underground rap.

On the other hand, it is indeed an opinion and people really don't care when you say it because they are doing more important things with their lives.

"Rap is crap"

Well, if you're going to dis rap, do it somewhere else and stop bitching about it here.

by Marcus Reed September 15, 2006

Ducksicker

Another way of saying "dicksucker". I'ts cooler and a lot more creative.

Watch where you're going, ducksicker.

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

pile of electronics university

Archrival team of the CGNU Dumples. They are basically just a pile of electronics. They always lose because The Cheat beats the shit out of them with a golf club.

The Dumples just owned Pile of Electronics University...again.

by Marcus Reed October 7, 2006

Mister Rogers

The greatest, most kindhearted television man that ever lived, unfortunately dissed way too many times by Jimmy Kimmel on "Unnecessary Censorship"

Mister Rogers on UC: "I wonder if you ever think about some of the things you can do now that you couldn't do when you were younger. Can you **** yourself now?"

by Marcus Reed August 19, 2006

eye for an eye

If you're not an idiot, you'd know that "eye for an eye" means, if you fuck someone up, we'll fuck you up too. First coined by Hammurabi back in ancient Mesopotamia times, although I'm sure he didn't quite put it that way.

When John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, then got killed in a barn in Virginia, that's an eye for an eye.
When Nathan Gale shot that dimebag Darrel, then got tracked down and killed, that's an eye for an eye.
When you give me AIDS after sex, then I track you down and stab the shit out of you, that's an eye for an eye.

by Marcus Reed October 14, 2006