Marcus Reed's definitions

syndrome

The idiot villain from The Incredibles who really should have fought more.

I would have loved to see Mr. Incredible go Bruce Lee/Jet Li/Jackie Chan all up in Syndrome's ass.

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006

eye for an eye

If you're not an idiot, you'd know that "eye for an eye" means, if you fuck someone up, we'll fuck you up too. First coined by Hammurabi back in ancient Mesopotamia times, although I'm sure he didn't quite put it that way.

When John Wilkes Booth shot Lincoln, then got killed in a barn in Virginia, that's an eye for an eye.
When Nathan Gale shot that dimebag Darrel, then got tracked down and killed, that's an eye for an eye.
When you give me AIDS after sex, then I track you down and stab the shit out of you, that's an eye for an eye.

by Marcus Reed October 14, 2006

pubic hair

A patch of hair near the private parts. Men have it, women have it. It's like a jungle down there.

Speaking of which, I learned that white people don't use washcloths. Did you know that? I'm serious they got one bar of soap in the house. Every time I go to use it, someone's pubic hair was in it. Why yo ass gonna put the wrong bar of soap in your butt and all that. Maybe I need to wash my face...or my feet.

by Marcus Reed October 5, 2006

undeleted

What you try to do when you accidentally delete something and you want it back!

No, no undeleted! Undeleted! I didn't mean to do that! Come back, Ali! Come back Ali's sister! You two meant the world to me!

by Marcus Reed October 14, 2006

All your base are belong to us

A phrase that generally means you got pwned.

Another way of saying "All your base are belong to us" is:

Your head a splode.

by Marcus Reed August 20, 2006