Definitions by Marcanus Aurelius
buttermilk pancake
When a man is having sex and is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of the woman, slaps her on the stomach, and then ejaculates all over her stomach.
Reggie: "I was having sex with Jennifer when I decided to pull out and give her a buttermilk pancake."
Bruce: "Did you remember to slap her on the stomach?"
Reggie: "Yea, I remembered to warm up the skillet."
Bruce: "Did you remember to slap her on the stomach?"
Reggie: "Yea, I remembered to warm up the skillet."
buttermilk pancake by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
new zealand zest
ejaculate; cum; jizz
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.
new zealand zest by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015
argentinian beef
1. Literal Some of the finest beef available in all of South America.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
2. When you have a long dick but know that one of your neighbor's is longer.
Man 1: *unzips pants* Look at my big dick. Must be all that Argentinian beef I've been eating.
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
Man 2: *unzips pants* If you've been eating Argentinian beef, then I must be eating Chilean beef!
argentinian beef by Marcanus Aurelius November 26, 2015