Definitions by Marc Frankel

Super Mario Sex

when you have sexual contact with a girl while wearing a red hat with blue overalls and a red shirt under..after that they pay you in coins

So i had super mario sex with jack reagan..i payed him like 100 coins so he could have an extra life and we could go a 2nd round.

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when you are hanging from a tree and you ejaculate into someones face.

so i was giving ryan nelson a blowjob in my tree and all the sudden he gives me a monkey facial...we are through

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