4 definitions by Maple Backwoods
When you have a shit trying to poke out of your anus and you are trying to shuffle slowly to the crapper before it comes completely out.
by Maple Backwoods September 14, 2011
The tit's you can't help but stare at.
They shine like beacons therefore they become it.
They are not age defined could be on a cougar or a young chick.
People can't help but stare at them.
"No matter where they are everyone seems to be drawn to stare at them like a shining pair of beacons."
"The are like a pair of bug lights you seems dawn to them"
They shine like beacons therefore they become it.
They are not age defined could be on a cougar or a young chick.
People can't help but stare at them.
"No matter where they are everyone seems to be drawn to stare at them like a shining pair of beacons."
"The are like a pair of bug lights you seems dawn to them"
by Maple Backwoods January 23, 2010
by Maple Backwoods January 26, 2010
When you are out on a date with someone.
Everything is fine then the discussion suddenly turns and your starts airing all the laundry of all their previous ex's because they are not quite over her last long string of ex's.
By the end of the date your are feeling like yup I am better being single...
Everything is fine then the discussion suddenly turns and your starts airing all the laundry of all their previous ex's because they are not quite over her last long string of ex's.
By the end of the date your are feeling like yup I am better being single...
The date: Yeah my last boyfriend/girlfriend did that and yeah you look like you are like all the rest.
me: Look I am out on a date I don't need to hear about your string of x-files...
me: Look I am out on a date I don't need to hear about your string of x-files...
by Maple Backwoods February 13, 2013