1 definition by Manchowder19
A Chris wannabe that is indigenous to the upper Midwest region of the United States. Partial to the Scientology religion, the Kriz can most often be found screaming racial slurs at a tv while getting peanut butter licked off it's testicles by a close Iowegian relative. If approached by a Kriz, one should be careful to protect ones butt hole as the Kriz is very sexually aggressive and when in heat often times will attempt to win one over as it's mate by licking the butt hole of another male.
by Manchowder19 February 25, 2009