Definitions by Man_ Hattan

Apex Predator 

When you race with middle age Chinese doctors that have a skill level of an 8 year old girl shitting her pants while watching heathcliff the cat eat a monkeys ass for 3 week straight.

Kid thinks he’s an “apex predator”, but in reality he just a Clam tassel.

Apex Predator by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Andy Sphinx 

When you constantly embarrass everyone at dinner by making jokes that a middle age butt container would find amusing, making everyone question the amount of second hand embarrassment they are willing to stomach for the night.

He pulled an Andy Sphinx, told the waitstaff to bring a cake out for my trans Cat Nandos birthday. Everyone was as amused as they would be if the saw a child fisting a turd.. it was cringe.

Andy Sphinx by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024

Ass Cat

When you put cream cheese in your ass, let it get moldy, so it grows hair like a Cat, an Ass Cat. 🐈

Yo she hit me with the ass cat and my rod was a rock. .

Ass Cat by Man_ Hattan February 3, 2024