Definitions by ManCrunt03

jeriblarfin 

Being stuck talking to someone who is homosexual and into you when your straight

dude yesterday I was in such a jeriblarfin when todd kept rubbing his hands up my thighs.

jeriblarfin by ManCrunt03 February 12, 2024

Riftoogling

The action of searching your couch for lost items.

Yesterday I was riftoogling and I found my mothers vibrator with my name on it

Riftoogling by ManCrunt03 February 12, 2024

Kranglenut 

A twisted and messed up situation.

Derived from the street term 'crunt'

As we looked down the gullet of the bear, Jim exclaimed, "How did we get into this Kranglenut"

Kranglenut by ManCrunt03 February 12, 2024

Krangaloid 

The Original. Can never be imitated or re-enacted.

Janny is the OG-Krangaloid no doubt about it

Krangaloid by ManCrunt03 February 12, 2024

ritgool 

When you open the fridge and nothing satisfies your cravings.

Yesterday I was in such ritgool when I looked in my pantry.

ritgool by ManCrunt03 February 12, 2024