Definitions by Mamacita Conchita

Peeler

Old, used up stripper still gyrating her bony ass in some smoky dive bar because the money for her Lucky Strikes needs to come from somewhere. She’ll have a name like Stacee or Sparkle, or maybe Monica (like in Mambo #5)

If you turn the lights down very low, Stacee looks almost wrinkle free. Too bad her nipples are at a level with her navel. She’s been a peeler for about 52 years.

Peeler by Mamacita Conchita June 23, 2026