Malcolm Martin's definitions

Stork

Verb
To stork

To have sexual intercourse with the specific objective of creating a baby.

You know you're in a serious relationship when, instead of saying 'let's have sex', you say 'let's stork.'

We really want a child buy my husband has a low sperm count so we've been storking like crazy.

by Malcolm Martin June 22, 2017

Trump

To argue viciously for a point of view without a shred of empirical evidence.

"Stop trumping," I said when he called me a dick-head and a looser. All I did was call him out for arguing that the sun rises in the west.

by Malcolm Martin October 31, 2017