Definitions by Mala Propism

slunked  

So lazy that one is able to sit up straight.

Dude, why are you so slunked over for?

slunked by Mala Propism February 7, 2009

crumpled heap 

When on is so drunk that they're curled in the fetal position.

I totally reached the point of crumpled heap yesterday.

crumpled heap by Mala Propism February 7, 2009