3 definitions by Main Shear
When a hobo prostitute shits on your chest on his/her way out of the rail car you just lost your virginity in.
by Main Shear November 5, 2020
Someone's hand-me-down, because someone fucked something up so bad, someone else had to come fix it. Which leaves them fat, sad and lonley.
by Main Shear October 29, 2019
Step 1) piss on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper
Step 2) unwrap a nice fresh yummy cupcake
Step 3) put the cupcake on the bumper
by Main Shear November 6, 2019