Definitions by Magnum. Pie

A Highlander 

A chug of such ferocity that in "winning the prize", "the head" has been torn off.

I was round Clancy Brown's last night and he left me alone in his room. So aroused and pressed for time was I, I just had to have a highlander in his undies drawer before he came back. My johnson was in tatters dawg.

A Highlander by Magnum. Pie October 15, 2009

Sarsonogenic 

When ones' balls become so vinegary as to be cancerous in nature.

Dude, I've not showered in three days and I've been bumming tramps, my balls are sarsonogenic.

Sarsonogenic by Magnum. Pie June 23, 2009