You start out by shitting on someone's chest, you then sit down on the shit and slide down the person's body. An anal motorboat is optional.
"Hey Brad, I heard you gave Joe the Samoan Mudslide. "
"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
"Yeah, he's never gonna get that shit out of his chest hair. "
by Magik Marker August 22, 2016
Fancy decorative clothing for a mans genitals, usually worn for special occasions. Scrotal attire can be underwear, jewelry, or a weave.
Becky- hey have you found any scrotal attire for the wedding yet?
Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
Mark- yep! I bedazzled my homemade cod piece.
by Magik Marker February 09, 2014