GESUS in a chocolate bar

Something crazy tied with something sweet
Dude 1: Bro look at that!
Dude 2: GESUS in a chocolate bar!
by Maggielovesass June 20, 2023
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Sam

A person, a person who I loved for 2 years. He never loved me back. I feel so attached to him because he makes me feel safe. Protected, he makes me feel like I don’t need to care anymore and I can be in the place with him”
by Maggielovesass June 20, 2023
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Slushiehoe

A girl who likes to suck a lot of dick. Like having 2 guys a day a lot
Girl 1: You will not believe what I heard about (insert code name of the bitch you hate)

Girl 2: Got she’s such a Slushiehoe
by Maggielovesass June 20, 2023
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Army Mommy

A muscle mommy who has or is serving in the army or navy
DAMN, that girl gotta be an army mommy
by Maggielovesass June 20, 2023
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