patchy fu manchu

When a man blows his load on a girls top lip/just under her nose, and the jazz (jizz) pours down either side of her mouth.

Last night I gave Laura a patchy fu Manchu. That cum mustache can't be unseen.

by Mafrackincrackin March 03, 2015

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum

Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry

by Mafrackincrackin September 01, 2015

frosty jim

The act of urinating in a condom, Freezing the condom, and using it as a phalice on a woman/mate. Origin: Family Guy

Quagmire gave her a Frosty Jim

by Mafrackincrackin February 09, 2015