Definitions by Madman With A Cause

Weight Room Sherpa 

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

Weight Room Sherpa by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Neal Poot 

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

Neal Poot by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Garfunkeler 

1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.

2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.

"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"

"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"

Garfunkeler by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016