Definitions by Madman With A Cause

Neal Poot 

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

Neal Poot by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Ladies of the Court 

A group of weight room douches that all spend time admiring themselves in the mirror. They usually wear bright colors, too much hair product for someone wanting to work hard, frequent wearers of Tapout/S2 Faction/sleeveless shirts with huge arm holes, consume far too much supplements and are frequent skippers of leg day.

Right as Alex got to the gym, he noticed all the ladies of the court crowding around the first bench he needed to use, "it sure would be nice if these fags would move" he thought to himself.

Ladies of the Court by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Weight Room Sherpa 

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

Weight Room Sherpa by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016