17 definitions by Madman With A Cause
A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Someone who is capable of consuming large quantities of alcohol, and while drunk, are still quite capable of beating the living tar out of most people.
"Man, that's like your 15th shot, how are you still standing? "
"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "
"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016