Madman With A Cause's definitions

Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Butt Cheddar

A crap, roughly yellowish in color thanks to eating too much cereal that is high in whole grains, e.g., Life, Oatmeal Squares or Cracklin' Oat Bran.

A thick, runny shit in the color of low grade cheddar, usually from eating too much breaded chicken with sauces.

"I just left some high quality butt cheddar in the toilet, you've been warned"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016