Madman With A Cause's definitions
A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Soyuz Rocketmug. A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.
Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Weight Room Sherpamug. The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Hell Patrolmug. A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Angry Donaldmug. A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Neal Pootmug. 1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Garfunkelermug. A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
Get the Angry Donaldmug.