Madman With A Cause's definitions

Slavic Line Dancing

A large group of people extremely drunk off of Vodka, attempting to either dance or move together in some semblance of organization. Usually it's a lot of stumbling, tripping and incoherent movements of people who should be sitting down.

"Look out, that bachelorette party is about to be Slavic Line Dancing, we better get out of here"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Weight Room Sherpa

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Brutal Savage

Someone who is capable of consuming large quantities of alcohol, and while drunk, are still quite capable of beating the living tar out of most people.

"Man, that's like your 15th shot, how are you still standing? "

"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Angry Donald

A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.

"Jesus, will the gas stop?! I feel like I have an Angry Donald underneath me"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Hell Patrol

The group of sad sack janitors that have to clean up after a large event, preferably a food festival that has very greasy food.

"Sorry, I don't have an appetite, I was just on Hell Patrol"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Soyuz Rocket

A shit that flies out effortlessly, like a perfect take off of a rocket off to space. Usually angular and aerodynamically inclined.

"That turd flew out like a Soyuz Rocket, I feel loads better now"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016