Madman With A Cause's definitions

Swamp Rocket

A pending shit that caused quite a bit of sweating below the belt, causing swamp ass. Usually the sweat is cold and very uncomfortable.

"This swamp rocket has got to come out, I am chafing thanks to this!"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Brutal Savage

Someone who is capable of consuming large quantities of alcohol, and while drunk, are still quite capable of beating the living tar out of most people.

"Man, that's like your 15th shot, how are you still standing? "

"I told you, I am a brutal savage, don't fuck with me! "

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Angry Donald

A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.

"Jesus, will the gas stop?! I feel like I have an Angry Donald underneath me"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Weight Room Sherpa

A person who feels the need to guide all of the other patrons of the gym in the proper technique or regimen stuck in their insipid heads because they read it somewhere. A boorish retard that plagues every work out space.

Steve looked up from his set, a tool was standing next to him trying to engage conversation, but he ignored him and continued to work, the tool didn't take the hint and continued to stand there, waiting for an opportunity to vomit forth his "knowledge". "I wish this weight room sherpa would take the hint" Steve thought to himself.

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

Angry Donald

A series of moist farts while sitting on the toilet, sounding a lot like Donald Duck is crammed up your ass against his will.

"Jesus, will the gas stop?! I feel like I have an Angry Donald underneath me"

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016