3 definitions by Maddison Knox

Nocturnal Enticement Specialist

occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another

Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.

by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008

Pissed-offedness

degree or level of irritation or to which one is pissed.

No matter your level of pissed-offedness screaming will not fix the problem

by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008

Pissedivity

degree or level which one is pissed

It is wrong to commit homicide no matter what level of pissedivity you have reached.

by Maddison Knox November 13, 2008