Madame Marcy's definitions

Maxi

Verb, to "Maxi" is to commit suicide via asphyxiation with a belt.

Past tense "Maxi'd."

"Did you hear about Maximillion?"

"No, What happened?"

"She totally Maxi'd last night on instragam live."

"Bummer."

by Madame Marcy February 20, 2025

served with White Strawberries

To be “served with white strawberries” is to try and be pleased by using pampering or gifts of appeasement used to appeal the server to the served.

“He gave me his whole schpiel, then served with white strawberries when he mopped up the floor.”

by Madame Marcy November 2, 2025

Maryland Haymaker

A Maryland Haymaker is the act of shitting into your own hand while nude, and throwing the excretion at your partner in sex, so that it explodes against them.

‘Yo. Susie gave me a Maryland Haymaker last night.’

“That’s sweet.”

by Madame Marcy August 14, 2025