Madame Lillian's definitions

lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

Angry Welch (feminine)

When a woman is in the heat of passion and punches, kicks, elbows, head-butts, or back-hands a man right in the dick.

That misogynist got what he deserved; an Angry Welch (feminine) right to the balls.

by Madame Lillian February 11, 2025