Madam S's definitions

Craptop

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.

My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.

by Madam S November 2, 2009

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009

egyptian oven

when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.

I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.

by Madam S December 25, 2009