3 definitions by Madam S

The act of pooping on the keyboard of someone's laptop and then closing it.
My roommate kicked me out of the room last night so I craptopped him when he was in class.
by Madam S November 2, 2009
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when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.
by Madam S December 1, 2009
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when someone wraps them self in a blanket so tight that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was pissed at my roommate because he egyptian ovened my comforter.
by Madam S December 1, 2009
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