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egyptian oven
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when someone wraps them
self
in a
blanket
so
tight
that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was
pissed
at my
roommate
because he
egyptian
ovened my comforter.
egyptian oven
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Madam S
December 25, 2009
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egyptian oven
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when someone wraps them
self
in a
blanket
so
tight
that they resemble a mummy and they fart repeatedly.
I was
pissed
at my
roommate
because he
egyptian
ovened my comforter.
egyptian oven
by
Madam S
December 25, 2009
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Craptop
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The
act
of pooping on the
keyboard
of someone's
laptop
and then closing it.
My
roommate
kicked
me out of the room last
night
so I craptopped him when he was in class.
Craptop
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Madam S
November 2, 2009
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