Mad Mofo's definitions

Ones

People who have committed Murder One, or murder in the first degree. Colloquialised to mean any killer, hit man or hardened killer.

P1: Man, who the hell are those guys on the corner?
P2: Don't ask or mess with them... they're Ones!

by Mad Mofo September 15, 2007

iFag

One of those idiots who actually think that Apple can make a decent mobile phone.

P1: You hear Sam is getting rid of his Nokia to buy an iPhone?
P2: What an iFag!

by Mad Mofo September 16, 2007