Definitions by Macsloan

Cuffing the dummy 

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014

Cuffing his dummy 

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

Cuffing his dummy by Macsloan December 2, 2014

clusterflop 

Polite replacement term for clusterfuck. When speaking in certain social situations, a speaker may feel the necessity to dramatize the futility of events, but decorum prevents. By utilizing clusterflop, the gravity of the event is emphasized without resorting to profanity

My attempt at cooking dinner turned into a real clusterflop.

clusterflop by Macsloan December 21, 2013